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thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

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reiryugazakisrightboob:

please be nice to roleplayers. they’re just enjoying themselves and they’re not there to listen to your hateful shit. don’t be mean to them if you don’t like the character or the way they rp. that isn’t their concern so please don’t make them feel like it is. thank you.

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mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

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commanderrogers:

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I’ve been making this face ever since I saw the movie

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slippersaremyweakness:

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frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

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